The Little Book With No Pictures (Board Book)

Now the youngest book lovers can enjoy the silliness of words! This board book has all the delights and giggles of the mega-bestseller The Book With No Pictures, but its brand-new content is perfect for babies and toddlers.

What might the words in this book with no pictures make the reader say? 
Maybe: "BONK my nose!" or "MOO like a cow!" or "Eat the book—yum yum yum!"
It might even include some actions, like bouncing and hugging and dancing.
Wait—WHAT?! 
This book is ridiculous! And so much silly fun!